I was cleaning out my spam box and found this gem. It’s pretty hilarious really. It’s a Secret! They just happen to pick me from a random to tell me a secret. I feel so special.
Dear, (They forgot my name)
I am Al-abgari Amadou, Libyan. Close knit and inner circle friend of Khamis
Gaddafi. (I guess I am too now – what’s my name again?).
I write to you with tears because since I received the news of the death of my
friend, good friend and brother Khamis Gaddafi. I am in real shock. I have been
advising him to leave the country but he refused to adhere. Now my friend is
dead. I am defecting to the opposition immediately. (Let me get my handkerchief – I can’t stop the tears)
Khamis had used me to move a total of $87 Million to a private bank in
Switzerland. (This is a big secret). I need you to assist me to move the funds
to a safe account. (Here is the secret)
Sir, I seek your consent to help me move this money to your country location.
You do not have to be afraid of anything as no one else knows about this and
everything is safe. I would be pleased and grateful to you if you could assist
me secure the funds as I will be heading soon to the rebel camp to join them.
This is the only way I can be safe because I see it that Khamis’s father Gaddafi
has lost hold of this country. We are not safe anymore. I shall compensate you
with an attractive percent of the total funds for your role/efforts. We have
limited time now. kindly get back to me immediately.
Moving the funds out of the offshore Switzerland bank is not going to be much of
a problem. All I want from you is your trust, Please get back to me with your
full name and Contact address, phone number Preferable without delay and let’s
negotiate terms. Your response will determine our subsequent correspondence. (This kind of reminds of the scene out of Batman Forever after Edward Nigma kills his boss. He is crying and then hands a suicide note. “Notice the handwriting perfectly matches to his.”)
You can read through on this website and see that my best friend is dead. I am
May Allah bless and reward you bountifully and please reply quickly.
Great entertainment for a Friday afternoon.
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